Lake House Debauchery!

Folks, it was, and ever shall be, the Lake House. Got up there Friday night and took it easy. Crew for this weekend was Chaz, Roomie, Sis, Cam, P, -ie, -y, Don PoPo, X, Tucker and Bella.

Saturday was a wakeboard/trash run/dinner day. I spend most of the afternoon updating and rearranging my iPod playlists, which I had neglected for far too long. We get much amusement out of the trashy people who have rented the home across the cove. There's a large group of them, chugging beers, playing cards and blasting music. We are officially no longer the loudest home in the cove. We went out late for the booze cruise, making it more of a nighttime/twilight cruise. On the way back across the cove, we stopped at the hotel that had a DJ and dancing. We watched from the boat.

Dinner Saturday night was homemade jalapeño poppers (P grills these after stuffing them with blue cheese and goat cheese), salad and steaks as big as X's head. Literally, a mountain of meat (don't miss some of the food/drink pictures below). Thankfully, due to P's bday, Cam has graced us with the infamous yellow cake/chocolate frosting. It almost never gets better than that. We continue drinking, and pass out quickly after the game of taps that we attempt to teach X. Pretty typical.

Sunday, after the early morning wakeboard run, we all decide that it'd be a great idea to get plastered. This begins with margaritas at 1, which we take on a swim cruise. By the time we get back to the house around 3, following two hours of swimming, smoking and sun, we're all delirious. We decide a good follow up to this kind of delirium is strawberry margaritas. Bonzai! We drink these while playing Kings. When we get to "Categories," I show just how much alcohol I've had when I try to pass off "Jack and Daniels" as a drink. While laughing hysterically, I point out that the turkey in the oven must be really uncomfortable, based on how hot it must be in there. They give me water to drink.

Dinner Sunday is turkey, sweet potatoes (thanks Ma!), Cesar salad, and string beans. Cam wraps up the meal with a homemade fresh berry pastry type dish with a crumb topping. Truly incredible. After the meal, we keep up the party for a little bit, but everyone is pretty beat at this point.

Recurring themes from this Lake Weekend:
1) X threatening to kill Chaz.
2) Chaz welcoming said threat.
3) Fuck you, pay me.
4) Boat Drinks!
5) Should we mix some more drinks?
6) I'm gonna roll up.
7) Juggling
8) Requests for more edibles
9) Did I say Boat Drinks?