My advice...

My advice to you is that if you're going to be rich, you should probably hire a driver when you go out to get trashed. My other advice, is that if you're a movie star, getting pulled over with substances in your system and cocaine in your pockets isn't a very good idea. Finally, if you are going to do the two above-mentioned things against my advice, you should probably check your make up before they mug shoot you.

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