I know, I've been lagging. Two Fridays without 10 things to think about, and I can only blame excessive fun, too much tweeting and early departures from work. Wait a second, those are all great things to blame. But, since I'm about to leave, and you probably still have some time here, I'll put you out of your misery with some of life's greatest mysteries to ponder.
1) Finally, they've gotten a budget plan in place to fix California's economy. Of course, it involves no additional revenue from marijuana and cuts 4 billion from schools, but hey, locking up smokers is more important than sending kids to college, right?
2) I don't know about you, but if I were Tom Brady, someone stole my flower pots and sold them, I'd probably just buy some more. Instead, this guy who made the mistake needs to pay for it by panhandling. Justice is served.
3) Those smart Brits. The Royal family is now on Twitter. A huzzah goes up through all the land.
4) Drunk? Suicidal? Lemming? These are the only things that come to mind when I read about someone driving over the edge of the Grand Canyon. I mean, how else do you miss that? It isn't a pothole, it's the grand frickin' canyon!
5) Christian Bale is known for fluctuating his weight wildly to play movie roles. Just a word for Mr. Bale...you look better when you're not doing roles that require you to look like this...
6) Finally music justice has been served. John McCain has been forced to settle with Jackson Browne for his unauthorized use of the man's music. And you say you wanted to be President. Learn how to ask an artist if you can use his work first!
7) In unrelated news, add LeBron James to the list with Michael Phelps of incredible athletes who have smoked pot...
8) This is just plain cool...someone has enough time on their hands to use Legos to recreate famous album covers.
9) Which would you rather be? A lean, mean, and possibly dead fighting machine pit bull in Michael Vick's back yard (could face 4 games of suspension) or a lean, nasty and feces covered chihuahua in this guy's house with 100 other chuhuahuas?
10) First off, jackasses, by delaying a qualified Supreme Court justice, you are making yourselves look retarded. Secondly, don't we have enough financial issues in our country that maybe we should focus our money on problems at home?
And that's it for me today. Remember, if it's not here, maybe it doesn't exist.
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