Friday, August 1, 2008

10 Things to Think About on a Friday

This is not such a hard Friday. Certainly not as hard as I imagined when I was tequila tasting last night. But the weekend is here, we can all rejoice, and you can stave off boredom and the pre-5 pm Friday anxiety with 10 things to think about...

1) You either want to play football or you don't. But making $20 Mil for NOT playing football isn't such a bad deal either...Personally, I hope Favre plays for another team this season.

2) Georgia the #1 team in the country? I'll believe it when they actually play and beat a quality opponent. The SEC is overrated.

3) I love a good copyright argument. This dispute over the Storm Trooper outfits and profits is a decent one...

4) When you're 2'8" tall, and your ex is 5'5", maybe legal recourse is your best bet when she leaks your sex tape.

5) When you're rolling with 2 ounces of pot through Texas, updated registration stickers are probably a good idea.

6) Ah, the message of God and religion...why do the people carrying the message usually have the hardest time following it? Like this preacher who stuffed his wife in a freezer.

7) $10 worth of copper...worth staying for 12 hours underneath a trash bin?

8) So you get on a bus with a "Rambo" style hunting knife, and in the middle of your neighboring passenger's slumber, you stab him repeatedly and then cut his head off. This isn't considered pre-meditated?

9) Come buy the new house I'm listing....

10) If you could be Brett Favre or Steve Young, which would you be?

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