People. The weekend has come. It seemed like a quicker week than most, which is good. But the odds are that means the weekend is going to fly. And think about it...with Thanksgiving next week, followed closely by UCLA v. USC (1), Hanukkah (4), the Day of Infamy (7), my birthday (20), Christmas (25), New Year's (31), there's not a whole lot of year left at all. Where the hell did 2007 go? But that's all besides the point...you came here for 10 random thoughts to keep you busy on a Friday. Hey...it beats reading about the latest instances of STDs in Hollywood stars, or whatever else y'all do to keep yourselves busy.
1) Would you rather be the goose that laid the golden egg, or the cat that ate the canary?
2) Who would win in a dance-off: Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny?
3) How many oatmeal chocolate chip cookies by Cam F. do you think you could eat in one sitting?
4) Really...what is the difference between destiny and fate?
5) Who would win in a battle to the death: New/old roommate Hessica or just departed roommate JGlace?
6) If Michael Scott of the Office and Charlie of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia got together, how long would it take for the overall IQ of the conversation to reach 0?
7) Why do people like to wake up and smell the coffee? Doesn't bacon smell better in the morning?
8) Cuban citizens have not overthrown Castro. American citizens elected George Bush twice. Which is worse?
9) If you woke up tomorrow morning with the strength and agility of a monkey, would you build a new house in the trees of a forest, or would you update your current residence with jungle gyms?
10) Would you rather die eating a bad blowfish or being eaten by a bad shark?
Happy Friday!
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