10 Things to Think About on a Friday

So after almost breaking my ankle on Sunday night participating in Za's birthday at the trampoline place, most of my week was spent at home with my leg up or split between half days at work and being at home with my leg up. It has been largely uneventful, incredibly painful, and frustratingly slow. At least here we are with 10 things to think about...

1) The BCS refuses to acknowledge that it has a problem with the lack of a playoff system. Yet, everyone in the country seems to recognize the problem. For once, a person in the governemnt has set forth something that makes sense...if BCS won't change their format, make it illegal for them to call it a National Championship game...

2) Over at MixMatchMusic, excitement is ramping up, especially when prominently mentioned in a Wired article...

3) So much for Iran waiting to see what Obama would do as President before judging him...

4) A very sad RIP today to Bettie Page.

5) You'd think that directing a movie that brought in 140M its first weekend would get you a job directing the sequel. Not so much for Twilight director Catherine Hardwicke...

6) Y'all know me....and an entrée made of just bacon and cheese?! Right up my alley...

7) I hope before the next time 50 Cent says, "Bitch, get in my car," he doesn't have his car keys locked inside...

8) If you had to choose between being blind for a week (but a messy friend of yours will come to live with you) or be the opposite gender for a week (but be able to eat nothing but jelly bean omelettes), which would you choose?

9) On a similar note, would you rather catch a partner cheating on you or wake up in bed and have three tarantulas crawling on you?

10) On yet another even more similar note, would you rather be shot in the foot while performing fellatio on someone, or shot in the knee while someone is performing fellatio on you?

Other notes from this week...don't watch Alien vs. Predator Requiem, don't trust any neon colored food that claims to be natural, and be wary of people who are too interested in your ankle injury for their own good.

Yea, I'm this delirious. Have a good weekend.