Happy Birthday Topher!

Remember back in the days, there were those two guys that wore their jeans backwards and their shirts backwards and their hats backwards…we called them Kriss Kross. Well, they had a little song that said, “The MACk dad’ll make ya….the daddy MACk’ll mack ya…Jump, jump.” They wrote that song for this guy.

Topher, MAC, whatever you want to call him finally makes his foray into the land of 25 year olds today. Let’s all welcome him please. Luckily for everyone, or unluckily, depending on how you see it, this age change will not change any of Topher’s 3rd grade humor, nor his ability to drink so heavily he blacks out in 15 minutes.

Gone for MAC are the days of frat parties, drinking til 3 am, urinating on his mom’s floor and going to work the next morning. Here for MAC are the days of Marina bars, drinking til 3 am, urinating on his floor and then going to work the next morning.

But don’t forget Topher’s philanthropic efforts as he continues to drunkenly tip incorrectly, do community service with a headache big enough to consume his skull and speak loudly enough so that everyone in a bar can share in his conversations. Below, in honor of his birthday, find the top 5 MAC quotes….
1) That little guy? I wouldn’t worry about that little guy.
2) The night is young and so are we.
3) Give J the fake roach.
4) I think I put mixer in that.
5) How many pots have you smoken?

Here's Mike on his birthday in 2005. Happy birthday. Here’s to many more!