Tuesday, December 18, 2007

You Killed My Brother!

Always on the look-out for weird and insane things, this one comes from a largely unexplored forest region in Indonesia. Recently discovered, this rat is 5 times the size of a NYC rat, which means that it eats cockroaches AND your toes for breakfast. It brings to mind the quote from the original TMNT movie, "You dirty rat, you killed my brother."

My question is...what was this guy thinking when he picked this thing up, and how did he get it to look so domesticated? I want to put it on a leash, take it to a dog park and let it feast on all those toy lap dogs that I always want to punt across the room. That or let it loose late night in a bar and yell, "There goes Splinter!"

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