Do You Really Need an Idol?

(for the full text of this post, see Evolving Music)

Millions of Americans tune in weekly to American Idol. Millions will tonight for its premier. I'm still trying to figure out why.

I know, I know. The TV line-up is thin right now. Unless you're watching the stellar 5th season of The Wire, indulging your senses in the L Word or devouring the new and improved American Gladiators, life on TV during the writers' strike is hard. And while Fox may want you to believe it, buy into it, and worship them for it, American Idol is not the solution to your problems. They thought we'd forget that we aren't getting 24. For years now, Fox has taken the show from over the pond and fed it to you with a sense of smug satisfaction. I mean, think about it...millions of Americans audition, meaning that the job of casting is never difficult (unless you consider that three people actually have to sit there and listen to millions of Americans who think they can sing), it doesn't take any writers, so that cost and hassle is eliminated, and millions of Americans not only tune in, but actually call and text in to vote. People...they're laughing all the way to the bank! And now, with the writer's strike, they're anticipating running up the viewer count because there is nothing else on. I give you fair warning here, gentle readers...if you really like Idol, or you're not interested in a prolonged rant against it, this isn't the post for you. For all the rest of you...read on!

There are numerous reasons not to waste your time on this show. Of course, enjoying wasting your time isn't one of these reasons. But the reasons, when it comes down to it, need to be split up and addressed differently to both music lovers and people who don't really care about music. First we'll tackle the people who don't really care about music...to continue reading, click here.