10 Things to Think About on a Friday

The first week of February...not a bad thing. Super Bowl was pretty decent, Domino night was great, and I saw Track season return triumphantly with some good runs on an ankle that isn't suffering too many repercussions from my trampoline incident in December. While I'm back to Sunday OHs this week, I'm still excited for the weekend and I'm here to bring you 10 things to think about before the Man lets you go this evening. Enjoy!

1) You broke up with your boyfriend, started dating some other chump, your ex has moved on to two twins and a third girlfriend, and you didn't think it'd be awkward to work for him?! C'mon...

2) So I'm not sure what I find more noteworthy here...is it a) that it took almost a full week for ANY sponsor to drop Michael Phelps over his pot picture, b) that all US Swimming did was suspend him for 3 months (3 months? That's like one race), or c) that all the news outlets continually refer to what he was using as a "marijuana pipe." Has no one in the news media seen a glass-on-glass Roor bong before?

3) I think I have a new love. The Bacon Weave was good, but "Bacon Exposion" be thy name.

4) Leave it to people in New York to think that the smell of maple syrup is a terrorist attack, and then get mad that they have to smell something as nice as maple syrup. What, the urine smell on the sidewalk is better?

5) Here's a new marketing ploy...tell people to only eat a little of your product. That sells pizzas, right?

6) So yesterday, Bush's former chief of staff went on blast to tell Obama to get his ass dressed up when he goes in the White House, damnit! He says that Bush had a suit coat dress code. Is he counting this picture of Bush without a coat on?

7) Great lines go in great songs..."For all the corners cut we got an avalanche of sawdust"

8) Have you read about Lawrence Lessig and Stephen Colbert?

9) Which would you rather get drunk off...Mickey's or box wine? I vote Mickey's. Like tonight maybe.

10) Who do you think you have a better chance of beating in a game of Beirut... Gavroche or @Hosin?

Cheers to all and have a great weekend!