10 Things to Think About on a Friday

So I was torn on this one...not only is my time short, but I'm personally a big fan of "Gloaming" and was unsure I wanted it to get topped so soon. But 5 pm is still 3 hours away, and someone is going to need something! So here you go, you cretins. Enjoy.

1) 50 years is a long time to wait for a family reunion. Especially when you live with the guilt of pushing them away the last time.
2) You would think that when you're about to unleash the iPhone in 21 countries, you'd have your servers beefed up.
3) An NBA player not keeping his word? No way! You don't say!
4) Favre doesn't want to retire. Now can the Niners get him?
5) Ah...a baby gift from Tom, Katie and Suri to Keith, Nicole and Sunday!
6) Good news for any PETA people going to the Olympics...no more dog meat!
7) I read today that John McCain hasn't shown up to vote on a Senatorial matter since April. Does he count this as doing what he's paid for?
8) Why are so many people sold on the idea that Obama is Muslim?
9) If you were going to end up in jail no matter what, what kind of crime would you commit?
10) And finally, think about this tattoo...