10 Things to Think About on a Friday

I don't know why I get to this post at the end of every week and want to start it with, "What a crazy week," or something along those lines, but I guess it's because all of them are! This week, we completed the move to the new apartment, and I spent time going to a baseball game, playing ultimate, going running with Coach and E and trying to do all of it while leaving some time to unpack. I'm happy to say I'm almost there. As I gear up to celebrate a belated Father's Day, get out to BBQ in the sunshine and get excited for Pride next week, I give you 10 things to ponder on your way to your Friday night.

1) Well the new legislation on wiretapping doesn't make me feel much safer, but at least it's a start.
2) If there is ice on Mars, and people can live there, are you going to be making the move?
3) I thought sex ed was doing its job. But if a bunch of high school girls think it's cool to get pregnant and make an agreement to all do so, I guess the message isn't getting across.
4) I'm sorry, but if my door is ajar, I've probably left it that way for a reason. Would you want cops coming into your house to wake you up?
5) I'm glad this guy apologized, but really, why are you talking about someone you don't even know?
6) The way this is shaping up, the air in China for the Olympic games might be only twice as bad as the air in Los Angeles.
7) Wow. This one is AWESOME....How do you begin to explain someone why you were going down on his wife when he came home from work? This girl does a pretty good job...realizing that CL links come down after a week, I'm going to copy and paste the entire post here....

I was the girl your wife was going down on when you came home - w4m

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Reply to: pers-726200477@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-06-20, 1:52AM PDT


I don't know where else to post this. It seems like the most logical place. So, here we go:

Me: intelligent, fun and stunning bisexual that has always kinda been around since I am the younger sister of the best friend.

her: breathtakingly beautiful bisexual... your wife....

YOU: tall, funny, big-brother type who walked in on your wife going down on me when you came home from a long night.

I would like to first off apologize for my reaction to you walking in. If I had known for sure that it was just you, I wouldn't have been so quick to cover up all my goodies. I am smart enough to realize that if your wife has been tasting it, it is only fair that you get to see it.

Second, I would like to explain why there was no hand of welcome extended out to you:

1. I was supposed to have left to pick my brother up about 20 minutes before you walked in.(What can I say? I was sidetracked...)

2. you had a friend waiting for you in the livingroom.

3. you looked like you wanted to punch me in the face.

Under normal circumstances I would have simply asked you if you wanted to join in.... to be honest, reason 2 wouldn't have stopped me, reason 1 was just a minor setback, and well.... reason 3 was the real deal-breaker on that one. Reason 3 explains why I quickly put on my pants, grabbed my purse, and left the house without saying goodbye to you.

So, ok, things have cooled down a bit. Me and you are back to our normal retardedly witty banter, and since then me and your wife haven't done anything.... ok well.... we have had a few make-out sessions, and I may or may not have had my hand down her pants the other night.... but there has been no sex. (not for my lack of teasing-slash-trying... but I mean... you have seen your wife, and you know how awesome she is~can you really blame me?)

I know she has been with other girls in the past, and it never bothered you before. But maybe it was because this time it was at home, and maybe it was because this time it was with me, and there are real feelings there, and it isn't just about the sex....

But I promise I am not trying to steal her away. I don't even want to make you fully share~our work schedules are as such that I can be with her while you are at work, and you don't have to miss any time with her at all!!!

So please, please, please, PLEASE give her permission to be with me again. (....and again and again and again...) because, well... it is SO hard to find a girl[or guy]with the same dating goals and ideals as me, and me and her have this connection that is just like.... well I can't even explain it.

And sweetheart, I *PROMISE* that the next time you walk in on us, I won't cover anything up. I will give you a great display of myself&my goodies,then look you straight in the eye, and ask you why your clothes are still on. Yeah, it may be a little awkward since I have always had little sister status, but I think once you get in the mix of things you will forget all about my relatives. 8) Is medical marijuana helping the use of pot among teenagers drop? Studies would seem to indicate it...
9) Immortal Technique's new album comes out on Tuesday. Check out his interview here.
10) I think Facebook should institute a new policy...if you attempt to add someone you don't know as a friend before sending them a message, that person is allowed to change one aspect of your profile.

Have a great weekend and be good to each other.